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Entry #1

[Hexed against everyone]

My father is now in the running for Prime Minister. MY FATHER? The child abuser, asshole to no extent as England's Prime Minister. That is possibly the worst idea in the history of bad ideas and i've had my share of those. So I know one when I see it. God he's going to be even worse now.

Maybe I should pick up a job at night also so I would never be at home? That sounds good. Hey maybe i'll become a street corner PIMP in the SoHo region. They've got lots of nice girls who would love to join me up there.

I need a drink. Or a shag, whichever happens first is fine by me really. Both are serious stress relievers.
[End Hex]

Anyone up for going out?

Entry #2

I'm really sick of the alumni mucking up the hallways. I feel like i'm in sixth year still since there around. It's just not the same, seventh year was supposed to be this awesome thing. We're supposed to be top dog this year and now that they're here its just like were always one step below them. Plus they can get away with anything and we still have limits.

I'm just going to start wearing leather pants, tight shirts and rebel as much as I can. I'll make up the lack of points in Quidditch games this year. Hell at the moment I don't even care about the house cup. I just need to get out of the castle and off of the grounds.

I went swimming in the lake the other day. Lovely whether we're having huh? Well I'm going to go have a fag or two outside cause I just don't give a crap anymore.

Entry #3

[Private to Sabine]

We should start planning your party with all the details and such. I suspect that we won't be able to have a ridiculous amount of people because of the space. So for the list of guests I have right now its
Gabe, Parvati, Colin, Susan, Kris, Zach, Ginny, Elenor(?), Daph and anyone else you can think of because i'm kind of at a blank right now. I really don't care whose invited and whose not. Its your birthday party.

[/Private to Sabine]

Well the schools been pretty boring lately. Other than skinny dipping in the lake nothing really exciting has happened at all. Plus even skinny dipping wasn't the kind of rush I was looking for. I think I may just go streaking throughout the hallways and see if I get caught. This is everyones warning for whats going to happen. Plus if Jocelin doesn't catch me I can't get in trouble, wait, can't go running into any prefects either, or teachers, or aurors. Crap. Thats a lot of people to avoid. Oh well makes it all the more fun in the end I guess.

Entry #4
Gryffindors. I've booked the pitch for 3 days next week (Sunday, Tuesday and Friday) and 2 days (Wednesday and Saturday) the week after that. We need to be getting into shape for the next game and fast. I've worked out a few new strategies that I'd like to go over the next time we meet.

[Private to Ginny]
Hey Ginny, I was wondering if you wanted to help me get the team back up to par. I'm not very good when it comes to offensive attack plans, let alone telling the chasers what to do overall. I thought I could handle it, like chaser was easy but I was wrong. I'd love for you help on that part. I know how to work with the keeper and beaters, and the seeker. I was wondering if you wanted to get together before practice on Sunday to work on offensive tactic? I drawn up a few ideas that i've had but I don't know if they're any good, I'd like you to look over them.
[End Private]

Entry # 5
[Private]
I can't believe I snogged Demi. How awkward are things between us going to be? I shouldn't have done that. Playing on the pitch with her is going to be so much harder now. How am I supposed to concentrate? Things are about to become very complicated. If I date her I have to keep the glamour charm on all the time. Can't run the risk of anyone finding out what happened. Why do things always have to complicate themselves for me. It just isn't fair. What in bloody hell did I do to deserve this? Damn I miss life when everything was simple and nothing mattered.

But right, what am I going do to about Demi? Do I date her and let things run their course or do I just go with the flow and hope to god she doesn't hate me?
[End Private]

[Private to Demi]
I think that we need to talk. Discuss what happened between us.
[End Private]

Entry # 6

I tried to go and visit Colin yesterday. Of course I wasn't allowed in, I had to try. It isn't fair. He can't look that bad still, can he? Don't answer that. But I don't see why she's not letting anyone in at all. The Gryff's should at least be let in. He is one of our own! Gryff's stick together no matter what, though we also do get into quite a bit of trouble sometimes. But that wasn't what I was supposed to be ranting about. Yes! Colin! Hmm its been so quiet around the dorm without him. He is the most talkative of all the male Gryffindors. Or at least the only guy in the room who talks a lot and that I actually listen to. Euan! I think we should go sneak into the hospital wing and see Colin!

Um, Dem, well i'm just going to come out and say it hoping for the best here. I'm sorry but we were kicked out of the library for the next week. I mean it wasn't my fault per say seeing as you had a hand or mouth in it too! Wayne's on a ban people from the library rampage I swear it. Though Hannah and I believe that Wayne just wants Madame Pince all for himself. That is something that i'd rather not see. Then again he could just be in denial of his voyeuristic behaviors, or trying to suppress it. So I guess were going to have to find out a new snogg spot. Don't worry I know of lots of places that'll work just fine, we just have to make sure we stay out of Wayne's territory.

Max, where are you going to put Cletus now? I mean you did say he was getting to big for his pot. Where could you put him? As fun as sleeping in the same bed is for both of you, I don't think its healthy for either of you.

Entry #7
[Private to Euan]

Euan. I have a plan, we are going to see Colin. Trust me on this i'm almost 97.6% sure that we won't get caught. For those other 2.4% we'll just have to wing it. Wouldn't want to tarnish your perfectly clean record. But still now that we have thrown people off of our case to see Colin it'll be the perfect time to see him. See! Reverse physcology. Now that everyone thinks we will be planning something else we have to execute a quick and swift plan to see Colin. I don't know how long we'll have but still a little is better than nothing.

But don't worry we'll still go through with the miniature golf course. Thats going to have to take a lot of planning though, so executing a small infiltration of the hospital wing should be nothing compared to that. Really. But wear something black. It'll be much easier to be all James Bond like with black on. Hiding the shadows, using stealth techniques. It'll be great! Trust me on that one.

Entry # 8
THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR! DEFINITELY NOT FAIR! My eyeliner has gone missing! Yes I said eyeliner and yes I said MISSING! I know that whoever is stealing things from around the castle is going to get whats coming to him or her. Yes it could be a her since it is eyeliner and all... So. But I need it back, as weird as this sounds I have an odd emotional attachment to it so I would appreciate its return as soon as possible and I will not harm the person who had taken it if it is returned NOW. I mean come on, get your own eyeliner.

Until then though, Demi, will you share yours with me? I feel exposed without it now. HELL I feel exposed just knowing that someone else could be wearing it and laughing at my misfortune. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU. Plus i'm sure i'd be less appealing without it on.

Speaking of stealing things i'm know i'm not the only one to have this happen to and i'm probably not going to be the last. So everyone better be on their toes. I'd be able to relate and all to you, whoever has stuff stolen from them should have some type of club. Yes. I like the sound of that, a club for people who had had their favorite things stole from them right under their noses. There we can plan the demise of the thief.

GREAT GAME GRYFF'S. Even without my eyeliner we were able to win the game. You all did wonderfully. Really.

[Private to non-party-poopers]

PARTY TONIGHT IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMONS!! EVERYONES INVITED. Well everyone who isn't a Ravenclaw quidditch team member or the Head Girl.

Entry # 9
Ok. I've spent the past three days on a sugar high searching the castle for my lost shirts, leather trousers and eyeliner. I'm dead tired. But whoever is stealing our stuff is bloody good. I searched high on low for anything that was missing and found abso-bloody-lutely nothing. Nothing! If peoples clothing keeps being stolen Hogwarts may just turn into a nudist community. That would be interesting to see.

It feels weird to be back in jeans. I mean, after wearing leather for so long its like my second skin, the jeans definitely don't cling to me. I feel naked. Then again feeling naked could also be due to me not having any of my t-shirts. I've been wearing jeans and my collared shirts the past few days and I feel awkward. Awkward, that is definitely something I haven't felt in a while. I mean I could care less about what people say about my sense of style or the way I live my life but I don't feel like me when i'm wearing some of my older clothes. I guess its just something i'm going to have to get used to until everyones stuff turns up.

I should have gotten angry and rash with some serious decisions here but i'm to depressed and paranoid that someone is going to steal the clothes right off of my back while i'm not looking.

Entry # 10

I've written a song for my favorite house elf in the entire world. Dobby. He is a life saver. I mean he did return all of my stuff to me. Life is beginning to look less bleak than it did yesterday.

My savior is a house elf named Dobby,
So what if his knees are a bit knobby?
He returned my leather to me
Dobby is as light as a feather you see.

And i'm a bit suck after that... Maybe Colin can help me. He did have a creative writing style last I remember.

[Private to Euan and Colin]

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT MY FRIENDS! THE GOLF COURSE WILL BE COMPLETED!

I've set up the nine holes and what they will be and we should probably get together before executing the plan tonight to make sure who can do what spell work the best. There will be nine holes plus the grand entrance to our course.

The entrance to the Great Hall will be underneath Professor Snapes legs, when anyone enters he'll be forced to say nice things about Gryffindors. This will take a lot of transfiguration and and charms. Like animation charms, and permanent sticking charms. Don't want him to be moving out of his spot do we?

First hole will be a giant turkey with the same charms as the entrance. Second hole will be a Giant bunny. Third a serpent. Fourth a raven. Fifth a picture of someone eating (If you have that Colin please bring it). Sixth will be a badger. Seventh a Lion (It's all about Gryff pride you know). Eight will be a water trap with a Giant Squid. Ninth (And my favorite) will be Flitwick riding on top of a Hippogryff.

For clubs and balls we'll have to transfigure silverware and other stuff around the hall. Also, we'll need to make sure their is turf on the ground for the holes. So that will be all of the tables (including the teachers) into turf. Bring lots of spare items if you can. Parchment, quills you don't use anymore, broken crap you have lying in your trunk. Bring it to the meeting today.

Meeting in my room. Today. I have everything written down in my notes. Notes that i'm not willing to remove from my room in fear of loosing them. Hey Euan if you could bring the notes that were once in your books that would be lovely. See if we can add a few last minute adjustments to my own plans.

CARPE NOCTEM!
[End Private to Euan and Colin]

Entry # 11
[Private]

Ok. Operation Arabian Nights party. (When have free time get a new name for plan).

Necessities!

Belly dancers, oasis lake (already done but turn grassy areas into desert like area) Have a bunch of tents from the Sahara desert, like three to six tents: One for dancing, another for entertainment, food, bathroom. Everyone would have to enter on one side of the shack so as someone leaves the beach shack and steps out into the "desert" it would transform their outfit to fit the theme. I'm thinking bonfire to go with it smores you know the whole nine yards. I'll also have to find someone to supply alcohol. So much to do... So little time.

Good thing I love a challenge. I'm thinking. Tomorrow. I'll have to set some of it up tonight now.
[End Private]

I'm in the mood to drink. Does anyone have an abundance of alcohol they would be willing to share with me?

Entry #12
[Hexed Private]
Is it bad to say that i'm sorry about what happened at the party because I was caught? I know I should feel even worse for that but still it wasn't like Demi was spending a ridiculous amount of time with me lately. I have to say that our relationship was pretty much based on lust. I mean I do, DID have feelings for her but it was bound to end up like this. It was based off of passion and I can't say I didn't see something like this coming. Oh well these things they happen I just hope after a month or two that she can get over what happened and we can come to a truce. Even if it is an uneasy one. I hope that not everyone sides with her on this one. I know that Vicky and Nat will, but I have no clue how Euan is going to react. I haven't really told anyone about the break up yet so, I do wonder who Demi told... Well the word will get out there soon enough I guess.
[End Private]

Entry # 13

I don't want to worry anyone seeing as the attacks are getting more severe and they had seemed to be getting better. But, sorry to burst that bubble when I say that I have no eyelids. I mean none, they were ripped off, no they didn't just disappear much to my dismay. I woke up this morning and all I could see was a vale of red. At first I thought it might not being anything but then when I went to go rub my eyes I ACTUALLY DID TOUCH MY EYEBALLS! My vision started to clear and the blood on my hand was quite visible! I rushed over to my mirror and I was so shocked I just couldn't move. I mean its not every day a blokes eyelids get ripped off of his face. I turned back to my pillow and I could see my blood soaked into my pillow. To say I was bit freaked out was an understatement! I mean i've seen my fare share of blood (I am a beater) before but never that much in one area, at least of my own blood.

I only started to move really after my eyes started to kill and I got this major migraine. I mean I couldn't shut my eyes, they were all dry and bloodshot.Oh and I HAVE NO EYELIDS! I finally was able to stumble my way to the hospital wing. Pompfrey just sighed at me. I couldn't really blame her, after everything that happened recently. I unfortunately have to spend the night here, at least. She didn't really tell me how long until she can fix this. I'm not really sure what she can do for this either.

She gave me some eye drops and told me to put them in at least every hour. She's not sure how i'm going to get to sleep either I mean, the lights are much brighter now that I can't even squint at them. Never knew how I took eyelids for granted. I mean come on its not something that someone really bothers with, there eyelids. Just there pretty much but i've never wanted my eyelids more than now. I'd hate to see me when I fall asleep, I mean sleeping with my eyes open that should be interesting.

Entry # 14
I've been mulling about the streets of London too long. And i'm running low on money. It's clear to see that I should probably get a job. But, getting a job sounds so high maintenance. I do like money, and I do like working (on occasion) therefore I should be in support of getting a job. Right? I've tried to convince myself so many times that this is exactly what I need but most of the jobs I have looked at are so, boring. I mean I don't want to work behind a desk, or anything even remotely close to that.

I put in a few applications, both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Since I didn't want any of those boring jobs that would most likely put me to sleep i've applied to a few shops, nothing special if you call a sex shop nothing special.

Though I have applied to a few bars and nightclubs in the Muggle world. It's decent pay and I get free drinks all night long. Sounds like a deal to me! But the only job open they had was a dancer, so this should be interesting.